Johnny Depp was voted the People Magazine's Sexiest Man of 2009, and I only have one thing to say about it.
Is it me or does that guy weird anyone else out? I mean, back in his 21 Jump Street days, my teenage self drooled all over his messy do and earring wearing self. He seemed like a bad boy. A rebel. What's not to love about that?
But then, as he aged, his movie choices just seemed to get odder and odder.
Cry Baby? I actually left the theater for that one.
Edward Scissorhands? A man with scissors for hands . . . hmmmm. . . really? Just say no to foreplay with him!
And let's face it. He ruined the whole Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for me. As far as this girl is concerned, Gene Wilder will always be my favorite Willy Wonka! Johnny's version of Wonka made me feel like I needed to take a shower after I watched it.
Finally, there was the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy and Captain Jack Sparrow. Was Jack drunk? Was he gay? Was he drunk and gay?Each time I try to watch it again, I still scratch my head in wonder.
I guess I just don't get Mr. Depp or his sexiness.
Now, give me a Matt Damon or a George Clooney, I would heartily agree. They are, in my estimation, sex worthy.
Say it ain't so!