(sung to the tune of Take Me Out to the Ball Game)
Take me out to the T-ball game.
Take me out to the crowd.
Watch the boys swing and miss with the bat,
I don't know if the ball they will hit.
'Cause it's play, play, play, in the field dirt,
Then watch the clouds rolling by,
For its one, two, three strikes- There's no outs!
At the old T-ball game.