Clearly, I have some more explaining to do.
This morning my group-on coupon email detailed a tandem skydiving adventure for 50% off. Knowing that hubs is terrified of heights, I joked with Ab, "You think that I should buy the tandem skydiving jump for me and dad?"
She rolled her eyes, started giggling nervously, and said, "No! We don't want anymore babies in this house."
I gently prompted her, "Hon? Why would jumping out of a plane result in more babies?"
She blushed and then answered in a half whisper, "You know. . . you and dad will be strapped together like when you . . ." and then she paused, glanced over her shoulder to look for hubs, and breathlessly finished, " . . . have sex!"
With difficulty, I contained my laughter, and explained, "Well, just hugging a person close is not the same as having sex. You wouldn't get a baby from jumping out of a plane holding someone close."
Relief washed over her as she exclaimed, "Oh!"
I chuckled at the way her mind worked, and thinking that our conversation was over, I went back to my morning coffee and emails.
Then she dropped the bomb.
"So what parts of the body do have to touch . . .exactly . . . to make a baby?"
Clearly, I have some more birds and bees explaining to do.
*******For other birds and bees explanations . . . see Basking in the Afterglow, Lyrically Speaking, and Visiting Santa. (And no . . . Santa is not a pedophile . . .)******
And, after going through these links I realize ( even more) that I could use some help with the birds and bees explanations from any of you out there. Help a girl out, won't ya? :)