Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Moon Over My Target . . .

Dear Target,

Please excuse my indecent exposure in your north parking lot at 2:23 this afternoon.  I did not anticipate the monsoon that engulfed our area today.  If I had,  I would surely have worn clothing more appropriate for the ridiculous deluge.

Also, please delete your parking lot video of this afternoon.

It may or may not contain images of my pink panties and my ass as the wind blew my skirt over my head.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter and please stop laughing,


P.S.  If I see the video of my ass and panties on you tube later, this letter serves as notice of my intent to sue the Target corporation for royalties.  Just sayin'.


  1. Oh. My. God. Worst nightmare come true EVER!!!!

  2. I want to see the YouTube video.

    Sorry but it would be hilarious!

  3. Oh No! My worst nightmare, well that and when my kids were little having them "expose" me!

    I hope you have recovered from the trauma!

  4. Oh no! I saw the title and assumed your daughter had struck again.

  5. No, that is not happening, oh yes it does happen, couldn't get any worse. Best thing to be prepared anytime. Don't worry everyone will forget that.

  6. omg i got caught in some crazy wind/rain this week too! I parked right outside the Stop n Shop and had an umbrella and in the 5 seconds it took me to go from my car to the store i got drenched! crazy weather


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