Please excuse my indecent exposure in your north parking lot at 2:23 this afternoon. I did not anticipate the monsoon that engulfed our area today. If I had, I would surely have worn clothing more appropriate for the ridiculous deluge.
Also, please delete your parking lot video of this afternoon.
It may or may not contain images of my pink panties and my ass as the wind blew my skirt over my head.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter and please stop laughing,
P.S. If I see the video of my ass and panties on you tube later, this letter serves as notice of my intent to sue the Target corporation for royalties. Just sayin'.