Men: fair warning. This may be Too Much Information. You may never be able to look at your secret stash of Victoria's Secret catalogs in the same way after reading this. (Yes. We know that you have them. And no. We really don't care.)
Women: I am fairly sure that you will identify with this post, unless, of course, you are shaped like Kate Moss. In that case, just know that the rest of us hate you just a little bit.
The Foundation of Evil