Break out the champagne! (Or at least a cold beer, in my case.)
It is time to celebrate!!
Why celebrate, you ask?
A momentous occasion, my dears. A positively momentous occasion!
After 8 long years, there are no more diapers in my house. Ellerie has poopied on the potty!
No more Pampers, Huggies, or Luvs. No more sweet smelling baby powder butts that turn toxic quicker than a blink of an eye. No more picking up a kiddie to sniff a butt to determine its freshness (or lack there of). No more $10 a week necessary grocery trip.
I am dying I am sooooo excited.
And with that extra $40 dollars in my monthly budget, I am thinking pedicure people.
Either that or a new pair of shoes a month.
I don't care.
No! more! diapers!
Someone quick. Get me a beer! It's time to celebrate!