Dear Man in the Blue Chevy Truck in the CVS parking lot,
I am sure that you think that I am crazy.
And, really, let's be honest. On most days, I am.
But, on Monday what you witnessed in the CVS parking lot was particularly nuts, even for me. For that, I apologize.
You see, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why I was shaving my armpit while sitting in the driver's seat of my van in the CVS parking lot. I was on my way to the gym when I adjusted my rearview mirror. It was then that I noticed that my armpits resembled a forest growing rampant. Holy yuck!! There was no way that I could go to the gym and show off those prickly hairs now could I? So, rather than go all the way back home to shave, I stopped at the CVS on the way, bought a pack of disposable razors, and took care of the problem in the parking lot.
Perfectly reasonable! So you see, I am not crazy in the least.
I am just a very creative and resourceful woman . . . with cleanly shaven armpits.
PS I wholeheartedly appreciate that you did not take a video of my madness with your cell phone and post it on you tube. I checked. :)