-licked the spoon without even thinking about it after you have adminstered medicine to your child ?
-drank a cup of coffee after brushing your teeth and gagged at the combo of toothpaste, coffee, and vanilla creamer?
-wished there was an instant replay after something gets broken and "no one" did it?
Well how about, have you ever . . .
-spent 10 minutes looking for your car keys only to find them still in the car's ignition?
-lost the TV remote only to find it in the refrigerator?
-misplaced the cup of coffee you were drinking, made yourself another cup of coffee, and then found your 1st coffee cup in the bathroom linen closet?
What about have you ever . . .
-licked your thumb, smeared it on your dirty child's face, and then triumphantly declared the child to be "clean"?
-sniffed a suspicious piece of laundry in order to determine if it is "clean"?
-sniffed a child's diapered butt to determine if his diaper is "clean"?
Well then! Have you ever. . .
-shaved one of your armpits (or legs) twice leaving one armpit freshly shaven and one that resembles an unruly jungle of hair?
-gotten caught plucking your eyebrows in the car's vanity mirror while waiting to pick up your kiddies at school?
-farted in a public place and blamed one of your kiddies?
You've never done any of these things?!?
It must be just me.
*****This post was inspired by one of Mama Kat's writer's prompts.*********