Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Merry X(rated)mas

He is known all over the world to both kids and adults, and  he goes by many names.  He answers to St. Nick or Kris Kringle.  He is the Head Elf, the Man in Charge, the keeper of the North Pole, Mr. Santa Claus himself.  Use any one of those names, and you will bring a smile to pretty much any face.

But if you live in my household,  the jolly fat man is not known as Santa.  In my house, Ellerie has christened the toy bringer, Santa Cock.

That's right.

Good old, Santa Cock!  He sees you when your sleeping,  he knows when your awake, and he may very well just bring you some X-rated toys to play with . . . that is, if you've been very good this year ( or maybe it's if you've been very bad?!?  Very, Very bad?!?!  Hmmmm!)


I haven't brought the kiddies to visit Santa at the local mall yet, but this year  . . . it could be interesting!

6 comments:

  1. I just choked on my breakfast. THAT is tooo funny!!! Yes the mall will be interesting!!

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  2. Chell! Please don't choke! You need all of those breakfast calories . . . oh, and, choking after a post about the word cock?!?!? That's X-rated too! :)

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  3. OMG, Annie! Your 2 yr old is in a cast? (stopping by from SITS) I have a 2 yr old grandson and can't begin to imagine! Bless your heart.

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  4. Santa cock! That cracked me up! Yup I'm two!!! Gotta love kids!!

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  5. Hello fellow SITSta! I need your help!

    Could you vote for me in Iron Cupcake?

    (I am campaigning for votes….because I put a lot of time and detail into my cupcake)

    I am currently behind The Baker’s Remix……boo..L

    If there is anything I can do for you in the future don’t hesitate to ask! (When I say this I am completely serious!)

    Here is the link: http://mamanandgourmand.blogspot.com/2009/11/please-vote-for-me-iron-cupcake.html

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  6. i would love to see santa's reaction to being called that!

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