But if you live in my household, the jolly fat man is not known as Santa. In my house, Ellerie has christened the toy bringer, Santa Cock.
Good old, Santa Cock! He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, and he may very well just bring you some X-rated toys to play with . . . that is, if you've been very good this year ( or maybe it's if you've been very bad?!? Very, Very bad?!?! Hmmmm!)
I haven't brought the kiddies to visit Santa at the local mall yet, but this year . . . it could be interesting!