So, in an attempt to find my smile, I broke out the Christmas decorations last night. I decked the halls and fa la la la la-ed and generally got my Christmas spirit on!
My biggest accomplishment was to clear a space in my living room for my Christmas tree.
I am gifted.
In honor of this upcoming family tradition, I give you my Christmas letter to my hubby last year.
Oh Christmas Shrub! Oh Christmas Shrub! originally posted 12/8/09
It is that time of year again. It is the time of singing carols, watching corny Christmas-y movies, and looking for the best (and worst) Christmas light display. These are fun times, undoubtedly. But my favorite part of the holiday season has to be . . . our annual holiday tree fight.
You see dear, every year, as we trek out to the tree farm you bring up the inevitable. "So, what kind of tree do you want to get this year?"
And, I know that that is really man-speak for, "How far do you want me to trek across the frozen ground to saw down a tree for you?"
Now, I always try to answer you politely with the truth. "Honey, I'll know it when I see it." And I do. I always know it exactly when I see it. The problem is that I am willing to trek over the river and through the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. I am kind of like Clark Griswold from Christmas Vacation in that way. I will trudge through snow, with children, and with children's frozen body parts in order to find the right tree and have that Alleluia-like moment of reveal.
(video complements of youtube and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)
I am dramatic in that way.
I am dramatic in that way.
This year is no different. When we load up the kiddies to get our tree, I envision the family bonding and the memory-making bliss that we are about to undertake. I think that you envision . . .a long walk . . . with 3 kids. (Let's not forget that one of those kiddies has a cast on her foot, is unable to walk, and weighs 39 lbs.) I envision a scene from It's a Wonderful Life. You envision freezing temperatures, runny noses, and complaining kiddies.
Obviously, in this situation, I am the glass half full.
You, however, are the beer glass half empty, and you wish that you have already downed the first half.
Am I right??
To make matters worse, your idea of the perfect tree and my idea of the perfect tree are, shall we say, incompatible?
I prefer a tree with a conical shape. You know, triangular? Pretty. Proportional. You are a math teacher. I know that you get the idea.
You prefer a tree that looks remarkably like an overgrown bush. A rounded bush with long needles and soft limbs. The kind of tree that can not and will not hold any ornament worth its weight. If you really want a bush to decorate, we have several . . . in our front yard. Just saying.
So dear, this year is no different. I look forward to our little tree give and take. I am ready to battle wits and words. It is part of our holiday tradition after all. And, I love it!
Just remember though, I will win. Make no mistake. After all, if I am in charge of stringing lights and decorations, I will forever be in charge of picking out the tree.
Merry Christmas, hubs!
I love you and our battle!