Johnny Depp was voted the People Magazine's Sexiest Man of 2009, and I only have one thing to say about it.
Seriously?!?
Johnny Depp???
Is it me or does that guy weird anyone else out? I mean, back in his 21 Jump Street days, my teenage self drooled all over his messy do and earring wearing self. He seemed like a bad boy. A rebel. What's not to love about that?
But then, as he aged, his movie choices just seemed to get odder and odder.
Cry Baby? I actually left the theater for that one.
Edward Scissorhands? A man with scissors for hands . . . hmmmm. . . really? Just say no to foreplay with him!
And let's face it. He ruined the whole Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for me. As far as this girl is concerned, Gene Wilder will always be my favorite Willy Wonka! Johnny's version of Wonka made me feel like I needed to take a shower after I watched it.
Creepy!
Finally, there was the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy and Captain Jack Sparrow. Was Jack drunk? Was he gay? Was he drunk and gay?
Each time I try to watch it again, I still scratch my head in wonder.
I guess I just don't get Mr. Depp or his sexiness.
Now, give me a Matt Damon or a George Clooney, I would heartily agree. They are, in my estimation, sex worthy.
But Johnny?
Say it ain't so!
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I was thinking about how their "decision" making process must work. Must be some interesting conversations at their meetings! He is cute and all, but not sure if he'd be my pick! Happy Friday!! Coming by again from SITS!! :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on this one. Just not sure he's "the sexiest man alive"! Stopping by from SITS!!! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteI don't get it either. He's definitely creepy looking, and sometimes kind of dirty looking...and not in a good way!
ReplyDeleteNow you got me thinking of some sexy men...Matthew McConoughey, David Beckham, Eric Dane...
Stopped by from SITS.
Here from SITS. I agree with you. And, hasn't he already been the sexiest man alive? I agree with your alternatives too. who makes these decisions anyway? have a great saturday.
ReplyDeleteI'm dropping by from Eva's place, and love what I've seen so far! Johnny Dep is just a bizarre a choice no matter how you slice it, especially with so many other hotties out there who are more handsome and more appealing (such as George Clooney). And I agree with you on Willie Wonka - I felt like he was a pedaphile! Creeped me out!
ReplyDeleteI look forward to reading more of your posts. - Linda
Oh, I did love him in Pirates of the Carribean! Drunk, gay, or both...he could have had his way with me in that one!
ReplyDeleteBut I do think George Clooney and Richard Gere are Sexier!
Just stopped by from SITS to say hi; hope you'll do the same.
I completely agree with you for the most part...but I will say he redeemed himself in Finding Neverland (at least for me). That movie was incredible and he was amazing. He is a little different for sure. I couldn't stand the Pirates movies!
ReplyDeleteI like Simon Baker from the "Mentalist" . I loved him a few years back in "The Guardian". Now he is more like the Sexiest guy around.
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