Indy, the puppy, shall we say, "found his groove" yesterday.
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Humped.
Throw pillow?
Humped.
Lovable, stuffed monkey?
Humped 6 ways to Sunday.
And, my friends, you want to know the worst part about this?
The worst part is that my kids want to know just exactly WHAT Indy was doing. . .
That . . .
And I can't look the monkey in the eye.
Hilarious! Add this to my reasons not to get a dog. :)
ReplyDeleteYikes...Doggie porn! Sometimes a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do.
ReplyDeleteOur cat went through a phase where he was doing unspeakable things to the kids' stuffed animals. It lasted a few months, then he stopped - must have found himself a girlfriend, I guess.
But yeah, that was kind of hard to explain to the kids...
Ewwww! Something needs to be "fixed"!
ReplyDeleteI have two female dogs that are humping QUEENS! The big yellow lab humps her pillows and the little black lab humps...
ReplyDelete...wait for it...
the big yellow lab's face.
The big one just stands there and takes it, too. She kind of lowers her head and lets the little one go to town.
I know.
Let that monkey come live here for a week and it will be happy to be back at your house.
Wow...I don't miss those days. *snicker*
ReplyDeleteEven after we had our dog fixed he still tries to get some action from the cat.
She just laughs and runs away.