The Kind Of Friend

I am the kind of friend that will tell you that you have a piece of parsley stuck in your two front teeth rather than have you discover it after you have been talking to a party full of people.

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I am the kind of friend that will gently offer you a mint rather than have the power of your coffee breath knock someone over at the park.

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I am the kind of friend that will tell you honestly, "Yes.  Your butt looks big in those pants. . . but have you seen J' Lo's rear?  Big butts are in, seriously .  Why don't you rock that butt, girl?"

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I am the kind of friend that will tweeze the face hairs that your aging eyes couldn't see rather than let you become a feminine version of Big Foot.



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I am the kind of friend that will eat those brownies right out of the pan with a fork with you so that you do not have to be alone.



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I am the kind of friend that will go shopping with you and when you spend over your budget, I will buy something too . . . so that you don't feel too badly.






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I am the kind of friend that would do your laundry for you, including your husband's underwear (even though underwear gross me out), if you were out of commission for any reason.

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I am the kind of friend that would wipe your kids' boogers despite the fact that my own kids' boogers make me gag.

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I am that kind of friend.

********What about you?  What kind of friend are you?*********************************

 This post was inspired by my new blog friend . . . Julie who blogs at by any other name . . .

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