Mommy loves you, and mommy loves that you can go to the potty all by yourself. You are such a big girl! What mommy doesn't love is when you try to wipe yourself. Mommy doesn't like our bathroom to look like this. . .
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| pic compliments of wikimedia |
Using 17 rolls of toilet paper so that our bathroom looks like it has been t'pee-ed by a bunch of drunken teenagers, stopping up the toilet with the mounds of paper, and then still (remarkably) having marks of poopie evidence on your Dora panties . . . does not make mommy happy.
So, please, please, please give mommy a holler when you are ready.
Otherwise, mommy may have to purchase stock in Charmin.
Love,
Mommy
PS On a different note, how does a three year old have such big poops, anyway? Just curious.
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Girl, I hear ya. I worry about our septic system with the amount of toilet paper my kids use.
ReplyDeleteWe've had to have our drains snaked out MULTIPLE times. I blame the kids.
ReplyDeleteFor everything.
Ha! Too funny. I also insisted on doing the wiping and with my older two they gradually transitioned to taking on the job themselves when they were ready. My baby though is another story I think she would let me wipe her until she is 20! How do I break that habit??
ReplyDeleteShe's going to kill you for this post in about 10 years. Laugh.
ReplyDeleteCame over from Snuggle Wasteland.
ReplyDeleteYou are my kinda girl...