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Dear Valentine
I love you dear
That's why I am sayin'
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
The wind is cold
The snow is deep
The ice rains down
And I can't sleep.
My fingers are numb,
My toes are blue,
But I know exactly
What to do!
Put me in the car
Or on a plane
But just make sure
I'm in the fast lane!
Send me to the sun.
Send me to the beach.
I know you can.
It's within your reach.
So Valentine . . .
Tell me true.
Do you know
What you are going to do?
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I'll give you a hint.
I'll give you a sign.
Send me to Florida.
If you want to be mine.
Otherwise honey,
Your day won't be sweet,
I can be a big bitch.
As in no body heat.
You get the picture.
You know what I need.
So do your duty, my love.
Commit the deed.
With much love and dreams of warmth, your forever Valentine . . . Annie
This was taken on December 4th and we have had snow on the ground since then. Sigh. |
Happy Valentine's Day Hubs. . .
Please read between the lines and either get me the hell out of this frozen ice box or
take a hit out on Jack Frost.
I'd be happy with either.
I'm a simple girl.
Love,
Very funny. Love that. I picked the poem prompt too. Visiting from Mama Kat's :-)
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Ha ha! Very witty. I hope you get your wish! ;)
ReplyDeleteI LOVE this post. It was 1 degree when I woke up this morning - in AR that is NO commong and I am NOT happy (smile). I love this poem and agree 100 percent - if they love us, they'll move us! Visiting from SITs
ReplyDeleteFunny!! We don't have snow, just a bit of ice, but I feel your pain. Standing in front of the dishwasher while on the drying cycle sends warm moist heat right on the rear; you can imagine your butt took a trip to Miami! Just FYI :)
ReplyDeleteI hear ya with the hating the cold and wanting to be where it's warm!
ReplyDeleteVery funny poem!
I hope he has made the reservations.
ReplyDeleteI love it! What did your husband say when he read it?
ReplyDeleteHa. Just cuddle a little more and things will warm up. Hope you get what you ask for.
ReplyDeleteSuch a cute post!!! So......are you heading to FL?!
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